Translated Danger Sign on Lion's Arch Beach

Danger

Enter at Your Own Risk

Lion’s Arch authorities cannot be held responsible for missing / stolen / damaged and/or devoured appendages, small children, dinghies, fruit baskets, Skritt, pumpkin flavored marshmallows, spoons, goofy hats, Ascalonian salads, pocket watches, earrings, in-laws, spirits of the wild, eye patches, war machines, Seraph, rhubarb pies, mystical artifacts of unquestionable power, mystical artifacts of questionable power, seeing-eye squirrels and carp.

Pack Your Bags Vacation Flyer Translated!

Avast!

Ahoy all ye landlubbers!

The hardworking members of the consortium are proud to announce the upcoming unveiling of your dream vacation! Coming soon we will open the gate – the asura gate – connecting Lion’s Arch to a veritable tropical paradise of magnificent proportions!

Swim in the radiant waters*!

Relax on the beaches*!

Dance the night away*!

Prepare to hoist your jolly roger and to embark on a most majestic adventure with your favorite band of salty dogs!

Arr you ready?

*Towels not included. The consortium cannot be held responsible for aquatic related and rhythmic related injuries

(or other injuries related to misadventure or otherwise). Our medical staff will be on call to happily ignore your needs should they inevitably arise.

*Photo courtesy of, and belonging to ArenaNet.